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I Would Prefer Not to...

I Would Prefer Not to Mug

I Would Prefer Not to Mug

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 Black, ceramic mugs sporting, on the front, the phrase that made Bartleby the Scrivener famous, and, on the back, the Melville House logo. Beautifully crafted and well-balanced with an ergonomically designed handle for maximum holding, this is the only 13 oz. mug you’ll ever need

A random list of things you can drink from/store in their new mug: 

  • Coffee
  • Tea
  • Whiskey
  • Jealous coworker’s tears
  • A baby panda
  • Coffee
  • Vinegar (for catching fruit flies)
  • Smaller mugs
  • Class rage
  • That last cup of stale coffee that nobody in the office would take because they didn’t want to brew more
  • The void where god once was
  • The “I Like Ike” buttons your grandpa gave you
  • All the matter in the universe before the Big Bang
  • 20 years of fingernail clippings
  • Angst
  • Coffee
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    Melville House
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