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I Would Prefer Not To Tote Bag

I Would Prefer Not To Tote Bag

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“I Would Prefer Not To,” black, all-cotton book bag—sports the phrase that made Bartleby the Scrivener famous on the front, and the Melville House logo on the back.t. Roomy, with a sturdy and slightly-longer-than-usual white cotton strap that will allow you to wear it comfortably over your shoulder.

A random list of things you can carry in their new, improved bag:

  • A good chunk of the Art of the Novella Series
  • An entire baby
  • A complete French bulldog
  • Two full-sized cats, or eight to ten kittens
  • A waffle iron
  • 33 lbs of wheat grain
  • A smarter pair of shoes
  • A huge wad of carrots
  • Sixteen flutes (standing vertically)
  • Seven squirrels (Maybe eight, but that could be dangerous)

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